Damn you, Google!

16 July 2011

Son, I’m not sure what I’ve done wrong, but your mother has been very cross with me for the past few days. I honestly don’t know what I’ve done wrong.

Dad, mum’s been really happy. Mum’s allowing me to stay up late and play with computer games!

Really? Erm. Hm. I must have done something very bad, but honestly, I can’t remember doing anything that would make her so angry.

Mum’s been really happy ever since I gave her a card and present I bought with my pocket money on her birthday.

Oh, ----! I totally forgot her birthday!

[Guardian: Poor memory? Blame Google]

See, I can’t be blamed, it’s all Google’s fault that I can’t remember important dates. Son, how did you remember?

Google Calendar sent me a reminder.*

* Children shouldn’t have Google accounts