Son, I’m not sure what I’ve done wrong, but your mother has been very cross with me for the past few days. I honestly don’t know what I’ve done wrong.
Dad, mum’s been really happy. Mum’s allowing me to stay up late and play with computer games!
Really? Erm. Hm. I must have done something very bad, but honestly, I can’t remember doing anything that would make her so angry.
Mum’s been really happy ever since I gave her a card and present I bought with my pocket money on her birthday.
Oh, ----! I totally forgot her birthday!
[Guardian: Poor memory? Blame Google]
See, I can’t be blamed, it’s all Google’s fault that I can’t remember important dates. Son, how did you remember?
Google Calendar sent me a reminder.*
* Children shouldn’t have Google accounts