Gluey cheese burger

29 July 2009

Someone is eating a cheese burger on the train (Eurostar), and the entire carriage stinks. The odd thing is that it smells like glue or paint: passengers on this train will become high on a cheese burger, at this rate. The burger may actually be made of glue. Umm ... Anyway, why does the buffet sell such smelly food?

PS: Now I smell something like popcorn. Is someone actually eating a bucket of popcorn or am I hallucinating because I’m hungry? Perhaps I should head to the buffet and buy a cheese burger ... (No)